Help

This fetus is trying to bust out of me the wrong way. Little nudges and pokes inside have turned into whopping 360 degree kicks and board breaking. How do I tell it to go towards the light? If this keeps up...

it will not end well.


I guess it's getting pretty tight in there, and the baby has decided to take my inner organs and stack them neatly out of the way in the corner. I can see unidentifiable body parts pressing against my stomach and moving around, and there is nothing more distracting when you're trying to watch an old episode of Bones and your t-shirt starts flapping up and down by itself. It's FREAKING ME OUT.