Hello dear friends! This is Violet. I have come to write of my evil deeds. Last night I cried for many hours. First the Mommy tried to ignore me, but I screeched and screamed ever louder. The Mommy submitted to my wails and picked me up and bounced me, but I continued to scream e'er more. She put me in her bed, cradling me with her big poofy body and shushing me, but still I did not relent. For a time the Mommy just laid there next to me, staring at the ceiling, losing all hope. Only when she screamed, "Ahh you win!" did I begin to curb my cries, and I forced her to share her small sleeping space with me till the early morning, when she, at her most peaceful, did again awaken most suddenly to my harsh screams. All in all, it was a good night for me, pretty bad for her.
Violet: 1; the Mommy: 0
I don't believe any of this. Your child is too cute. Wait, I completely believe the poofy part.
ReplyDeleteWell, exactly. She looks completely unevil. That is how evil she is.
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