The Muffin Man

Oh do you know the Muffin Man, the Muffin Man, the Muffin Man,
Oh do you know the Muffin Man, who lives in Drury lane?

Oh yes I know the Muffin Man, the Muffin Man, the Muffin Man,
Oh yes I know the Muffin Man, who lives in Drury lane?

He gave me this muffin top, muffin top, muffin top,
He gave me this muffin top, sticking out-o'-my pants.

I can't get my skinny jeans on, skinny jeans on, skinny jeans on,
I can't get my skinny jeans on, has anyone seen my sweatpants?

Stretchy pants are my new friend, my new friend, my new friend,
Stretchy pants are my new friend, they are nice to the muff'n top.