Baby toys are a total scam. V's favorite toys so far are:
my iPhone (which she yearns for from afar)
my laptop (she hits the keys while I'm trying to type which totally sabotages my web surfing experience)
the empty plastic sleeve that men's korean socks come in
used tissue paper
my big jar of aquaphor ointment
The only true baby toy she likes are the soft plastic books, which she is convinced is actually food.
So don't buy baby toys. Just give your baby your garbage to play with, and she will be happy.
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