V used to be a very mellow baby. Not anymore. Now she whines constantly. Because she has developed opinions and had no problem expressing them. Good lord. It's not even a wah wah noise. It's honk honk. Like a freaking goose.
I'm on the commode, door open. She drags herself around the corner, going honk...honk!
I go to the kitchen to grab a glass of water. Hysterical honkhonkhonkhonk.
I lovingly caress her face while she is playing. It sounds like a million geese have been shot in the foot. HOOOOOOONK!!&@$?!
Do bark collars for dogs work on babies? Just kidding. I have an old muzzle I can try. It's more humane.
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Valiant attempt at expressing the sounds through text.
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