I get unsolicited advice from strangers about my baby, I'm going to shove my fist up their bunghole.
Today some lady yelled, "that baby needs a hat!" as she sped through a red light on her bike.
First, no she fucking doesn't need a hat.
Second, you need a gag for your mouth. You need to mind your own business. You also need to observe traffic laws, and you ran a red. May you get backed over by a truck and the city overlook it per their usual way.
I thought of a lot more to say but she can bike faster than I can put words together.
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