Imagine you are the father of a 4 month old baby. And you are walking up to your apartment door, when you see a pair of dirty white socks, about the length of your forearm, laying in the hallway. Would you pick them up with your bare hands, walk into the apartment and try to hand them to me?
Yeah. So that happened.
I made some sort of "Aahhewwwgaaahh" sound and told him to put the neighbor kid's socks back where he found them and wash his hands immediately. He gave me the "how would I know" look. I dunno, how about, I don't leave our stuff hanging out in the hallway, and our baby doesn't have giant ass feet?
Eh, motherhood may have changed you and your sock placing habits. I don't know your life.
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