I'm too sexy for real clothes

I've gotten better as of like, last week, but when you have a little baby in the house that doesn't really let you sleep or shower and on occasion projectiLe vomits into your boob cavity (the gap between your boobs and your bra), they idea of wearing real clothes and getting dressed for the day falls by the wayside.

Exhibit 1:


Yes, that is a maternity dress over sweatpants and UGG slippers. YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT.