Why do we insist on dressing babies in miniature versions of adult clothes? Why not stick their bodies in a cloth bag, tie it off around their necks and be done with it? Dressing a baby is like engaging in a round of WWF. I win eventually.
When I do not have the strength to dress the baby, we do toga time.
That is greygoose in the nalgene bottle. I kid. It's ketel one.
whoa. I was like, she totally doesn't deserve GG. K1 is a good starter vodka.
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