Have you ever looked at your internet search history? Whoever you are, you end up looking stupid or perverted or both. Here are some of my recent searches (I'm not going to list all of them because my searches on how often the average person farts and whether a person can fart too much is private). I am more stupid than perv:
"tiny red bumps on baby armpit" (question--does anyone know what this might be? internet was unhelpful in this regard)
"not getting any interviews" (also, I'm looking for a job)
"what is complex litigation" (if I have to ask this question, maybe this is why I'm not getting any interviews)
"how to replace batteries in sleep sheep"
"can't remove battery cover from sleep sheep" (both of our sleep sheeps are totally effed. sorry V)
"play bloop sound"
"what are binders on women"
"how much should a baby eat" (you would hope that I would know this by now)
"joseph gordon-levitt"
"alex trebek life insurance"
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